All dangerous dog owners must wear muzzles
“This guy is dog-aggressive,” said my ride-share client (whose dog is a Burmese-poodle mix).
“How do you mean?” I asked.
“He only barks when he’s around other dogs 😠 and that’s why he’s got a muzzle. I’m taking him to the groomer.”
“He’s a Covid dog he wasn’t trained during the pandemic, and I was given to him by two people who were police officers.”
“They really need to do background checks on dogs because it’s like handing the owner a loaded gun.”
“Do you ever get complaints from muzzle naysayers?” I asked.
“Well, if I do, I just tell them that they should hold the leash.”
“Yeah, he dragged me 30 feet on my stomach, but if I gave him back they’d just tell me to put him in the shelter 😨 and I’m not going to do that.
(an idea about this week’s celebrity ride-share flashed through my mind)
“Have you ever met anyone famous or have your friends ever gone out with anyone famous)
“Funny you should ask, because I was at First Avenue (Minneapolis) one time with some friends and we went out to eat afterwards
Then this group of guys came over to our table. They had a few drinks with us.
Then one of the guys offered us his limo so we could get home safely.
Later in the week, I was at Best Buy watching TV( back when they used to have their TV’s stacked together in the 90's), and I recognized the guys in the music video from the bar. They were the Jetts!”
“That’s so awesome,” I said.
