As a rideshare driver, I took a guy to meet his former therapist.

“There was an incident with my last rideshare driver.”

(Me real nervous 😬 😟 right now)

“Oh what happened?”I asked.

“Oh he did his job, it was just that I showed up late to my rehab appointment late. And then I got into a argument with my therapist and she kicked me out of therapy. And so now I have to go to get a note from my therapist requesting a transfer to a new clinic.”

(Thank God you’re in therapy I think to myself)

yeah I’m not looking forward to seeing my old therapist. Would you want to go in there for me?”

“Oh yeah I’ll go in there for you.” I say.

(Yeah right)