Check me out sometime

Photo by Trin Carl

I’ve talked to quite a few ride-share clients today .

one of them was like “yeah I work in the meat department of 🎯 target-check me out sometime -I’ll give you a discount.”

Another one of my clients was like 👍 “yeah here’s a joke for you :what did the cow say to the man?”

“Heyyyy”

Either way, I picked up one of my ride-share clients and said:

“Are you going to the sushi bar?”

He was like “yeah cause I want some sushi this early in the morning

(Me thinking 🤔 naively, seriously! It’s 7 AM )

But no he had some Hyatshi the night before and went to The Armory afterwards so we were picking up his car.

Some of my clients have fun with me and say “You’re fun size!”

“Yes, I’m four foot six ”

And they say “You’re 😆 funny.”

I tell them this joke:

This guy in the store in gets in line behind me and says “You shouldn’t smoke it’ll stunt your growth.”

And I turn to him and say:

“I don’t think I have a problem with that.”

(because my height is permanently stunted from birth)😅

Someone bought me some breakfast today so if this article is coming off as a little strange it’s because I had a lot of caffeine and a lot of sugar.